10
Deadly FAD Symptoms
By
Rakesh Raman
Beware
of FAD pandemic. It can be more perilous than your Swine Flu. Are you
suffering from FAD? Yes, if you show these symptoms:
1. You
start thinking more about your stay on Facebook than your job, your
food, your health, your relations, and even your lovely pet.
2. You
are available on Facebook chat even when you’re sleeping.
3. You
start using alien words and symbols on your Facebook posts – like hehehe,
hahaha, wow. lol, :), !!!!!!!!!!, …….., @, etc.
4. You
keep waiting for a couple of your buddies to say somethin’ on everythin’
you post on Facebook wall.
5. You
thank all for the good wishes on your birthday even when you’ve received
none.
6. You
want to make even the most private things public on Facebook – like the
traveling plan of your spouse, your kissing habits, your sex scores
based on a weird app, and even the headache of your old cat.
7. You
spend more time playing Facebook games than even your teenaged son in
the playground.
8. You
write useless comments on others’ posts and expect others to
reciprocate.
9. You
start changing your own Facebook pictures and adding more in which
“actually” none is interested. It’s just to artificially draw others’
gaze.
10. You
go away from Facebook only to come back again instantly.
But
what’s FAD? It’s “Facebook Addiction Disorder.” Today, it’s believed,
over 200 million people across the world are suffering from it and are
at various stages of the disorder. In the last stage, they start
spending more time on Facebook than on anything else. They stop living
in the real world and only exist on Facebook.
If
you’re a victim of FAD, consult your “virtual health specialist” now.
Rakesh Raman
is the
managing editor of My Techbox Online.
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